A-Z Excuses for Writers

From the June 30 Teleseminar

a. I have to clean the house before I write
b. I have to make dinner before I write
c. I have to do the laundry before I write
d. I have to pay my bills before I write
e. I have to exercise first before I write
f. I have to be inspired before I write
g. I have to get an education before I write
h. I have to get published before I write
i. I have to get my nails done before I write
j. I have to get a cookie before I write
k. I have to surf the internet before I write
l. I have to respond to a telephone call before I write
m. I have to talk to my mother (sister, husband, boyfriend, kid, girlfriend) before I write
n. I have to volunteer at the church (school, neighborhood association) before I write
o. I have to have a private office before I write
p. I have to wait until I go on vacation before I write
q. I have to resolve this conflict with my spouse, kid, friend before I write
r. I have to go to make more money before I write
s. I have to get approval before I write
t. I have to do more therapy before I write
u. I have to have more experience before I write
v. I have to drink more coffee before I write
w. I have to walk the dog before I write
x. I have to workout before I write
y. I have to be relaxed before I write
z. I have to get a better computer before I write

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3 Responses to “A-Z Excuses for Writers”
  1. Delaram says:

    I have to know my audience before I write. (So i decided to write to me or to G-d)
    I have to be in love with writing before I write. (So i try to enjoy and like the process, be present, and detached from the first ‘outcome’)

  2. Rita says:

    “I have to google this first”

    So, I’ve started my writing session but I get distracted looking up a word meaning or a detail about a a place or some other fact that comes up in my writing. Before I know it I’m on google maps street view wandering around my old neighborhood.

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